Continued from Working Titles II:1.
[Duggy rushes Richard in attempt to tackle him. Richard moves and trips Duggy who lands on his side and rolls onto his back.]
Richard: Careful Duggy. I hear Charlie really hates violence.
[Charlie enters USC as lights come up on Kelly’s settee wagon. Kelly is seated on settee reading a book.]
Charlie: [Singing] I’ve got you…deep in the heart of me… Duggy? What are you doing down there?
Duggy: [Attempting sit-up] Ninety-nine.
Richard: Uh, exercising. I guess.
Charlie: Good for you!
Duggy: So, how was your date?
[Sam enters Kelly’s wagon from offstage]
Kelly: How did it go?
Charlie: Sam is terrific.
Sam: Charlie is…he’s, um…
Kelly: Isn’t he wonderful?
Richard: That’s great, man. Glad you two hit it off.
Charlie: I just hope she feels the same about me.
Sam: Boring. I was going to say boring.
Duggy: I’m sure she will. Isn’t that right Richard?
Kelly: Well, He is a better writer than a conversationalist, I’ll grant you.
Sam: He writes about…shaving.
Charlie: I don’t know. I think I may have bored her.
Duggy: No, no. I’m sure she was very…engaged. Isn’t that right, Richard?
Charlie: I talked about the shaving industry.
Kelly: That was actually a very interesting article.
Richard: You’re doomed.
Charlie: What was that?
Sam: What could possibly be interesting about shaving?
Richard: Moved. I’m sure she was moved…about the bit on the environment.
Charlie: Thanks man. I had no idea you read it.
Kelly: It was a moving environmental protection piece.
Sam: I drive an SUV.
Duggy: Are you going out again?
Kelly: Are you going to see him again?
Charlie: Yes, I can’t wait.
Sam: Yeah, I guess. I told him I would if you came and he invited Jake.
Charlie: I need to invite Jake.
Kelly: Oh, that’s great!
Richard: This is going to be good.
Richard: Good for you!